Are you a Lexophiles (Lover of words)?
WORDS of the words for all you LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS) 1 A bicycle can not, because stand-alone It is two-tired. 2. What is the definition of a will? (It is a dead giveaway). 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes vice versa. 5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts, in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. 6. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 7. If you do not pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 9. Show me a piano falling down a mine Shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 10. If a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 11. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. 12. A Grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 13. You feel stuck with your debt if you do not stir. 14. Local Area Network Australia: The LAN down under.
This is awesome. I will send those to my sister, she is a writer and loves these things. Thank you for the clean Joke!
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